Now that it is 2007, we wonder how many politicians have written their New Years Resolutions yet. Let’s take a peek at a few that might have been penned so far:
Pete Coors: I resolve to ignore any more of Bill Owens’s political schemes
House Speaker Andrew Romanoff: I will date no more than 108 women in 2007
Bob Beauprez: Next time, I’ll forget about the horse and leave the elk to forage on their own
Colorado Republican Party: We will try to find that missing money from our campaign financial reports
Denver Host Committee for the Democratic National Convention: We resolve to give a few unions a call
Dick Cheney: I will look before I shoot
Ken Gordon: I promise to ignore any calls from Hollywood
Trailhead, Gigi Dennis and the Denver Election Commission: If we had it to do all over again, we would have used a calculator
John Kerry: I will never make another joke
Democratic state politicians: We will try to solve the health care crisis before we are all old and sick
Barack Obama: If I run for president, I will not scream in front of the national media
George W Bush: Maybe I’ll ask for a second opinion before I invade Iran
Bill Owens: Now that I’ve left the Colorado Republican Party in disarray, I will wipe that smart ass smile off my face.
