Jim Spencer

I planned to die of old age while writing a newspaper column. I wanted to be sitting in a newsroom amidst a bunch of journalists and keel over dead at my desk.

I’m working on my stance.
Not my batting stance.
Not my political stance.
My restroom stance.
Thanks to Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, I now realize how critical a “wide stance” can be when sitting on a public toilet.
Craig, you see, is not gay. He never has been gay. Craig didn’t want to solicit sex from [...]